The Real Wedding Crasher

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A cougar doesn’t need to wait for men to come to her so Kathleen Cleary marches into John’s room to demand he inspect her remodeled assets. After threatening to make John her prisoner, “Kitty Kat’s” game of cat and mouse pays off when she finally gets him to paw her. Though she gets what she wants—and cougars almost always do—she dismisses the groper as a “pervert.” Yes, it can be hard to spot a little bit of crazy in such a lovely package; but your eyes aren’t lying when they tell your tastebuds to anticipate the deliciousness of this pretty, tasty cocktail.

Courtesy of X-Rated Fusion Liqueur. Inspired by Kathleen Cleary in Wedding Crashers (2005), played by Jane Seymour. Find yourself wanting more? Browse our collection of Cougar Cocktails.


  • 1 part X-Rated Fusion Liqueur
  • Splash of orange liqueur or triple sec
  • Splash of cranberry juice
  • Squeeze of fresh lime wedge


Shake ingredients over ice and strain into a chilled martini glass. Add squeeze of fresh lime wedge, garnish with a lime twist and serve.

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