Articles Tagged: X-Rated Fusion Liqueur

Gabrielle’s X-Rated Kiss

Such a luxurious, simple drink, for such a high-maintenance housewife with high- society standards. A one time model, Gabrielle Solis wasn’t satisfied with one man, so she added the yard boy to her roster of lovers. But unlike Mrs. Solis, you’ll be a bit more faithful to this cocktail, though we can’t guarantee that you’ll be able to have just one.

Ingredients:
1.5 oz X- Rated Fusion Liqueur
1.5 oz Skyy Vodka
Drizzle of raspberry … Read more

The Real Wedding Crasher

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A cougar doesn’t need to wait for men to come to her so Kathleen Cleary marches into John’s room to demand he inspect her remodeled assets. After threatening to make John her prisoner, “Kitty Kat’s” game of cat and mouse pays off when she finally gets him to paw her. Though she gets what she wants—and cougars almost always do—she dismisses the groper as a “pervert.” Yes, it can be hard to spot a little … Read more

Tongue Tied

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The Dean’s Wife

She’s a tough one, Mrs. Wormer, and we loved the way she gives the lusty Otter a grilling in the produce section when she schools him on sensuous people and sensual vegetables. Though she may have initially feigned having little interest in Otter’s wares, her tune certainly changed when she shows up at the frat house later that night and insists, “Cut the crap. Give me a drink.” Hey, when your husband is the most … Read more

X Meeting Mrs. Bing

2 parts X-Rated Fusion Liqueur
1 part peach schnapps
Splash of pineapple juice

Mix ingredients into a pink glass and shake over ice. Strain and serve in a chilled martini glass.

Inspired by Chandler’s Mom in Friends, 1994 played by Morgan Fairchild

Who could resist the beautiful romance novelist Mrs. Nora Bing, mother of Chandler from Friends? Certainly, not Ross Geller who smooched this beauty in the first season and was accused of being “a … Read more

X-Rated Mimosa Royale

Courtesy of X-Rated Fusion Liqueur.… Read more

X on the Peach

Courtesy of X-Rated Fusion Liqueur.… Read more

X-Tea-C

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Mojito X

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Blanche’s X-Rated Julep

Inspired by Blanche Devereaux in The Golden Girls (1985), played by Rue McClanahan.

One often thinks of southern belles as meek and mild types, but Blanche Devereaux kept her roommates’ eyes wide open with her saucy tales of romance and not-so clandestine canoodling. Though married most of her life to her high school sweetheart, George, Blanche wasn’t about to let having fifty years under her belt slow her down. Perhaps Blanche said it best when … Read more

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