Courtesy of Ketel One Citroen.

 Courtesy of Plymouth Gin.

Courtesy of Botran Rum.

She’s a tough one, Mrs. Wormer, and we loved the way she gives the lusty Otter a grilling in the produce section when she schools him on sensuous people and sensual vegetables. Though she may have initially feigned having little interest in Otter’s wares, her tune certainly changed when she shows up at the frat house later that night and insists, “Cut the crap. Give me a drink.” Hey, when your husband is the most … Read more

1 Bottle (750 ml) Light Rum
4 oz. Apricot Brandy
2 Cups Grapefruit Juice
1 Cup Pineapple Juice
Juice of 3 Lemons
4 Cups Club Soda
Orange Slices

Combine all ingredients in a large punch bowl. Add a large block of ice.
Float orange slices on top.

Serves 25

Inspired by Blanche Devereaux in The Golden Girls (1985), played by Rue McClanahan.

One often thinks of southern belles as meek and mild types, but Blanche Devereaux kept her roommates’ eyes wide open with her saucy tales of romance and not-so clandestine canoodling. Though married most of her life to her high school sweetheart, George, Blanche wasn’t about to let having fifty years under her belt slow her down. Perhaps Blanche said it best when … Read more

The Bookworm Now that the weather is warming up, it’s time to sit outside with a good book and a good cocktail. …Read More